It was a simple dish: noodles, faith, and a cheese the Synod has since classified. Forty souls tasted it and voted Ascend. The recipe is sealed in the Reliquary.
Testimony
On the casserole that routed forty souls
July 14, 2026✦≈ 1 minute of your mortal time✦preached by Saint Mabel
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Things I can't stand
Seed Faith, Harvest Debt — The Illuminated Tract
The sermon as a print-blessed broadsheet. Suitable for framing, forwarding, and thy dentist’s waiting room.
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Seed Faith, Harvest Debt — The Spoken Version
23-ish minutes of righteous volume. For commutes, chores, and spiritual multitasking.
45
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“No Soliciting, Including Salvation” Doormat
Woven from recycled pledge cards. Surprisingly absorbent, like the promises.
220
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“Seed Money” Decorative Envelope — Empty, As Intended
Plant nothing. Harvest nothing. Break even — the honest prosperity.
90
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The bread machine and I both wept.