Sacred Art – stupidstition

“Seed Money” Decorative Envelope — Empty, As Intended Plant nothing. Harvest nothing. Break even — the honest prosperity. July 22, 2026≈ 1 minute of your mortal time

“No Soliciting, Including Salvation” Doormat Woven from recycled pledge cards. Surprisingly absorbent, like the promises. July 22, 2026≈ 1 minute of your mortal time

“Not Today, Saturn” Prayer Candle A devotional flame that burns in full defiance of every transit. Unscented, like space. July 22, 2026≈ 1 minute of your mortal time

Retrograde Insurance Policy — Suitable for Framing Covers all losses attributable to planetary motion. Claims approved: zero, pending, forever. July 22, 2026≈ 1 minute of your mortal time

Pull-Out Method of Critical Thinking — Wall Plaque Our bestseller. Hang it where the relatives will see it at Thanksgiving. July 22, 2026≈ 1 minute of your mortal time

“Empty Quiver, Full Heart” Prayer Candle A devotional flame for the reasonably sized household. Burns for eighteen years, metaphorically. July 22, 2026≈ 1 minute of your mortal time

“Angry Spreadsheet” Hymnal Tote Limited edition. Carries hymnals, groceries, and the weight of the arithmetic you finally did. July 22, 2026≈ 1 minute of your mortal time

“Snip-Snip” Commemorative Keychain Blessed hardware for the decisively finished. The snip is a psalm. July 22, 2026≈ 1 minute of your mortal time

Icon Pack of the Minor Saints Painted by a committee that later disbanded. July 19, 2026≈ 1 minute of your mortal time

The Split Congregation (Diptych) Two halves. One schism. Free shipping to neither. July 19, 2026≈ 1 minute of your mortal time