Testimony

The chicken and I have reached an understanding

July 18, 2026≈ 1 minute of your mortal timepreached by Brother Percival

I gazed upon the Crazy Chicken of Prophecy for 2 minutes and 41 seconds (the Vestry logs this). It gazed back for longer. We are at peace. I bought the 4K JPEG.

The congregation responds

One response to “The chicken and I have reached an understanding”

Brother Kevin says:

July 18, 2026 at 4:10 pm

The 4K is transformative. You can see its doubts.

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