The First Church of Stupidstition
Sects & Study Circles
Sub-communities within the congregation — walled gardens of doctrine, casserole, and reverent silence. Join a fold, or found thine own.
The Family Circle
“The inner ring: casserole rights, bread-machine access, and first refusal on all Manna. Doctrinal disputes settled by potluck.”
Order of Perpetual Scrolling
“We scroll in reverent silence until somebody, anybody, feels a single emotion. Communion crackers provided.”
