As decreed at the 313-soul circle reward, the fellowship hall getteth a bread machine. It has been anointed, plugged in, and set to “Sabbath mode.” The first loaf rises at Matins.
Testimony
The bread machine has been blessed
July 17, 2026✦≈ 1 minute of your mortal time✦preached by Pillar Gustavo
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Things I can't stand
Seed Faith, Harvest Debt — The Illuminated Tract
The sermon as a print-blessed broadsheet. Suitable for framing, forwarding, and thy dentist’s waiting room.
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Seed Faith, Harvest Debt — The Spoken Version
23-ish minutes of righteous volume. For commutes, chores, and spiritual multitasking.
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“No Soliciting, Including Salvation” Doormat
Woven from recycled pledge cards. Surprisingly absorbent, like the promises.
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“Seed Money” Decorative Envelope — Empty, As Intended
Plant nothing. Harvest nothing. Break even — the honest prosperity.
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can it do bagels
It can do penance, Chad. And rye.