Testimony

is there a way to unsend an epistle. asking for me

July 13, 2026≈ 1 minute of your mortal timepreached by Novice Chad

I dispatched a scroll to Shepherd Rosa that was meant for my group chat. The pilgrim is already walking. He cannot be recalled. Please advise before Thursday.

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2 responses to “is there a way to unsend an epistle. asking for me”

Shepherd Rosa says:

July 18, 2026 at 4:10 pm

I have read it, Chad. We will speak at Vespers.

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Novice Chad says:

July 18, 2026 at 4:10 pm

oh no

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