You said something hopeful out loud. Bold. Now the universe knows your plans, and there is only one patch for this vulnerability: knock on wood, twice, firmly, like you mean it and also like you are sorry.
Why wood? The old belief says kindly spirits live inside it. Two knocks wakes them gently. Three knocks is rude. One knock is a question. Zero knocks is how boats sink.
Regulation technique (illustrated)
The gallery below is the official congregational reference. Note Exhibit C: particle board contains no spirits, only glue and disappointment — your knock will bounce.
Hope quietly, or knock loudly.
— Protective Rituals, vol. IV
Certified knockable surfaces include oak pews, walnut collection plates, and the Prophet’s podium (by appointment).
The congregation responds