A sermon from the pulpit

Salt-Toss Cook-Off

July 22, 2026≈ 1 minute of your mortal timepreached by Sister Deb

Season your food, not your fears. Toss the salt into the brisket, not over your shoulder. Judges score flavor and rational technique.

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Plant nothing. Harvest nothing. Break even — the honest prosperity.