A sermon from the pulpit

Break-a-Mirror Kids’ Science Fair

July 22, 2026≈ 1 minute of your mortal timepreached by The Junior Skeptics

Children safely break a mirror and receive precisely zero years of bad luck, plus a lesson on probability and a juice box.

Scripture

The sermon as a print-blessed broadsheet. Suitable for framing, forwarding, and thy dentist’s waiting room.

Sacred Tracks

23-ish minutes of righteous volume. For commutes, chores, and spiritual multitasking.

Sacred Art

Woven from recycled pledge cards. Surprisingly absorbent, like the promises.

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Sacred Art

Plant nothing. Harvest nothing. Break even — the honest prosperity.