✝ Free indulgence with your first tithe ✝ Ascension shipping in 2–4 business millennia ✝ Repent responsibly ✝ New relics just dropped ✝ Salvation not guaranteed, tees are ✝ ✝ Free indulgence with your first tithe ✝ Ascension shipping in 2–4 business millennia ✝ Repent responsibly ✝ New relics just dropped ✝ Salvation not guaranteed, tees are ✝
N°11✦TestimonyTestimony: the hoodie restocked and I was thereWe lit one candle every time a hoodie restocked. Last night we lit four. The fire marshal has questions; we have answers, and merch.July 12, 2026≈ 1 minute of your mortal time→N°12✦TestimonyManna fell at Vespers (I was in the parking lot)A jar descended upon the feed at 6:03. By 6:03 and four seconds, Novice Chad had seized it. I do not begrudge him. I am writing…July 11, 2026≈ 1 minute of your mortal time→N°13✦TestimonyThe Salvation BundleThree patron relics, one (1) soul, and a complimentary plastic halo that only sort of glows in the dark. I bought four. One for each direction…July 10, 2026≈ 1 minute of your mortal time→N°14✦TestimonySermon № 13: Fear the CalendarTwelve numbers behaved. One did not. A sermon on the only date with its own insurance premium. Brethren, we do not fear the number itself. We…July 8, 2026≈ 1 minute of your mortal time→
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