✝ Free indulgence with your first tithe ✝ Ascension shipping in 2–4 business millennia ✝ Repent responsibly ✝ New relics just dropped ✝ Salvation not guaranteed, tees are ✝ ✝ Free indulgence with your first tithe ✝ Ascension shipping in 2–4 business millennia ✝ Repent responsibly ✝ New relics just dropped ✝ Salvation not guaranteed, tees are ✝

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Sermons preached by

Saint Mabel

Canonized after the potluck ruling of 2025. Her casserole routed 40 souls to Heaven in a single afternoon.

Testimony On the casserole that routed forty souls It was a simple dish: noodles, faith, and a cheese the Synod has since classified. Forty souls tasted it and voted Ascend. The recipe is sealed… July 14, 2026≈ 1 minute of your mortal time