The weekly rite: hymns that lovingly mock absurd beliefs, a sermon on Not Falling For It, and the passing of a real collection bucket — we are, improbably, a genuine 501(c)(3).
A sermon from the pulpit
Sunday Service of Unbelief
July 22, 2026✦≈ 1 minute of your mortal time✦preached by farsight
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Things I can't stand
Seed Faith, Harvest Debt — The Illuminated Tract
The sermon as a print-blessed broadsheet. Suitable for framing, forwarding, and thy dentist’s waiting room.
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Seed Faith, Harvest Debt — The Spoken Version
23-ish minutes of righteous volume. For commutes, chores, and spiritual multitasking.
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“No Soliciting, Including Salvation” Doormat
Woven from recycled pledge cards. Surprisingly absorbent, like the promises.
220
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“Seed Money” Decorative Envelope — Empty, As Intended
Plant nothing. Harvest nothing. Break even — the honest prosperity.
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