✝ Free indulgence with your first tithe ✝ Ascension shipping in 2–4 business millennia ✝ Repent responsibly ✝ New relics just dropped ✝ Salvation not guaranteed, tees are ✝ ✝ Free indulgence with your first tithe ✝ Ascension shipping in 2–4 business millennia ✝ Repent responsibly ✝ New relics just dropped ✝ Salvation not guaranteed, tees are ✝
N°01Knock-on-Wood Anonymous · BBQA support group for recovering wood-knockers, followed by a barbecue. Step one: admit the table has no opinion on your future.July 22, 2026≈ 1 minute of your mortal time→N°02Walk Under Every Ladder · Charity MileA sponsored mile beneath a corridor of ladders. Every safe step raises funds for the food bank. Hard hats optional; courage mandatory.July 22, 2026≈ 1 minute of your mortal time→
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A soul without relics is just a soul. Pass the plate — fill it immediately.
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