Zealot + — the fog remains
Cast Out Ep. 77 — The Hold Music of Purgatory
On hold since 2019.
Ninety minutes of the music they play thee while salvation checks its other line. Zealots and above only; the fog remains for the rest. Recorded live from the waiting room of the hereafter, where the hold music has itself been placed on hold.…
The rest of this scripture is for Zealot and above. Ascend, and the seal breaks.
Break the seal — ascendFor thine own screens, shrines, wallpapers, and ringtones. One soul, unlimited devices, zero resale. Sharing within thy household is tolerated; the Vestry looks away.
For works sold at a profit: merch, apps, ticketed sermons. Attribution to the First Church required in the colophon. Four times the price, four times the absolution.
Thou hast gazed upon this relic for 0:00. The Vestry logs this.
This relic asks Zealot standing. Apply for Conversion, or ascend — the fog lifts instantly.
Souls also indulged in
✦✦✦✦·“I beheld it once and my houseplants recovered. Coincidence is a word for cowards.”
— Sister Deb, verified soul
✦✦✦✦·“Downloaded instantly. The guilt arrived even faster. Five sparkles.”
— Brother Kevin, Zealot
