Come as you are, leave with merch
Gatherings
SAT13:00
Revival & Yard Sale
Full-tent revival immediately followed by aggressive haggling over gently-used relics. Speaking in tongues encouraged at the register.
WED23:59
Midnight Merch Vigil
We light one candle every time a hoodie restocks. Bring a lighter and a credit card you don’t respect.
SUN09:00
Doomscroll Services
Group scrolling in reverent silence until somebody, anybody, feels a single emotion. Communion crackers provided.
Limited indulgence
The Salvation
The Salvation
Bundle
Three patron relics, one (1) soul, and a complimentary plastic halo that only sort of glows in the dark. Enough grace to survive brunch.
$89.00
$102.00 save 13 sins
Bundle my sins +
