{"id":341,"date":"2026-07-22T16:13:20","date_gmt":"2026-07-22T16:13:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/events-2\/"},"modified":"2026-07-22T16:13:20","modified_gmt":"2026-07-22T16:13:20","slug":"events-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/events-2\/","title":{"rendered":"The Apostate Almanack"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"cf2-shell\"><div class=\"cf2-shell-main\"><div class=\"cf2-almanack\" data-cf2-almanack><div class=\"cf2-mast\"><div class=\"cf2-mast-rule cf2-mast-top\"><span>Vol. MMXXVI \u00b7 No. VII<\/span><span>The Congregation\u2019s Calendar of Rites &amp; Revels<\/span><span>Price: One (1) \u2726<\/span><\/div><div class=\"cf2-mast-name\"><span class=\"cf2-mast-kicker\">The First Church of Stupidstition presenteth<\/span><h1>The Apostate Almanack<\/h1><span class=\"cf2-mast-sub\">\u2726 Events \u00b7 Services \u00b7 Rituals \u00b7 Revels \u2726<\/span><\/div><div class=\"cf2-mast-rule cf2-mast-bottom\"><span>Saturday \u00b7 September 12, 2026<\/span><span>Weather: locally miraculous \u00b7 0% chance of fate<\/span><span>Established in defiance<\/span><\/div><\/div><div class=\"cf2-filterbar\"><div class=\"cf2-filter-row\"><div class=\"cf2-search\"><span>\u2315<\/span><input type=\"search\" data-cf2-search placeholder=\"Search rites, hymns, heresies, hosts\u2026\"><\/div><div class=\"cf2-types\" data-cf2-types><button type=\"button\" class=\"is-on\" data-type=\"all\">All<\/button><button type=\"button\" data-type=\"services\">Services<\/button><button type=\"button\" data-type=\"congregation\">Congregation<\/button><\/div><div class=\"cf2-sorts\" data-cf2-sorts><span>Sort<\/span><button type=\"button\" class=\"is-on\" data-sort=\"date\">Date<\/button><button type=\"button\" data-sort=\"going\">Most going<\/button><\/div><\/div><div class=\"cf2-desks\" data-cf2-desks><span>Congregation desks<\/span><button type=\"button\" class=\"is-on\" data-desk=\"all\">\u273b All desks<\/button><button type=\"button\" data-desk=\"science-reason\" style=\"--desk:#3E6B4F\">\u2609 Science &amp; Reason<\/button><button type=\"button\" data-desk=\"fellowship-feasts\" style=\"--desk:#B0431C\">\u2766 Fellowship &amp; Feasts<\/button><button type=\"button\" data-desk=\"debate-heckling\" style=\"--desk:#8E2F21\">\u203d Debate &amp; Heckling<\/button><button type=\"button\" data-desk=\"game-night\" style=\"--desk:#6E8B6A\">\u2684 Game Night<\/button><button type=\"button\" data-desk=\"good-works\" style=\"--desk:#B07E1C\">\u271a Good Works<\/button><button type=\"button\" data-desk=\"kids-family\" style=\"--desk:#C77D1A\">\u2738 Kids &amp; Family<\/button><button type=\"button\" data-desk=\"choir-song\" style=\"--desk:#4A5A78\">\u266b Choir &amp; Song<\/button><\/div><div class=\"cf2-desks-note\" data-cf2-desks-note hidden>\u271d Church-posted rites bear a single desk \u2014 Services. Categories are a congregational privilege.<\/div><\/div><div class=\"cf2-almanack-grid\"><main class=\"cf2-almanack-main\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-count\" data-cf2-count>18 listings<\/div><article class=\"cf2-ev is-member is-featured\" data-cf2-ev data-id=\"356\" data-admin=\"0\" data-desk=\"good-works\" data-day=\"2026-08-02\" data-price=\"10\" data-going=\"120\" data-search=\"walk under every ladder \u00b7 charity mile a sponsored mile beneath a corridor of ladders. every safe step raises funds for the food bank. hard hats optional; courage mandatory. the charity committee meet at the church steps good works\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-art\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cf2-demo-post-ladder-1024x768.webp\" alt=\"\"><\/div><div class=\"cf2-ev-body\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-stamps\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-desk\" style=\"background:#B07E1C\">\u271a Good Works<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-when\">Sun, Aug 2 \u00b7 6:00p<\/span><\/div><h3 class=\"cf2-ev-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/gathering\/walk-under-every-ladder-%c2%b7-charity-mile\/\">Walk Under Every Ladder \u00b7 Charity Mile<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-ev-place\">\u25c8 Meet at the Church Steps<\/div><p class=\"cf2-ev-blurb\">A sponsored mile beneath a corridor of ladders. Every safe step raises funds for the food bank. Hard hats optional; courage mandatory.<\/p><div class=\"cf2-ev-foot\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-by\">Posted by <a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/author\/charity-committee\/\">The Charity Committee<\/a><\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-price\">10 \u2726<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-going\"><b data-cf2-going>120<\/b> going<\/span><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-btn cf2-ev-attend\" data-cf2-attend=\"356\">Attend \u00b7 10 \u2726<\/button><\/div><\/div><\/article><div class=\"cf2-fold\"><span>The Full Bill of Fare<\/span><i><\/i><\/div><div class=\"cf2-ev-list\" data-cf2-list><article class=\"cf2-ev is-member\" data-cf2-ev data-id=\"352\" data-admin=\"0\" data-desk=\"science-reason\" data-day=\"2026-07-23\" data-price=\"0\" data-going=\"42\" data-search=\"backyard telescope night bring a lawn chair. we aim actual glass at the actually-real sky and confirm, once again, that the stars are not texting you. deacon gary north parking lot science &amp; reason\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-body\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-stamps\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-desk\" style=\"background:#3E6B4F\">\u2609 Science &amp; Reason<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-when\">Thu, Jul 23 \u00b7 9:00p<\/span><\/div><h3 class=\"cf2-ev-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/gathering\/backyard-telescope-night\/\">Backyard Telescope Night<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-ev-place\">\u25c8 North Parking Lot<\/div><p class=\"cf2-ev-blurb\">Bring a lawn chair. We aim actual glass at the actually-real sky and confirm, once again, that the stars are not texting you.<\/p><div class=\"cf2-ev-foot\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-by\">Posted by <a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/author\/deacon-gary\/\">Deacon Gary<\/a><\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-price is-free\">Free<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-going\"><b data-cf2-going>42<\/b> going<\/span><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-btn cf2-ev-attend\" data-cf2-attend=\"352\">Attend<\/button><\/div><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-ev is-member\" data-cf2-ev data-id=\"353\" data-admin=\"0\" data-desk=\"fellowship-feasts\" data-day=\"2026-07-24\" data-price=\"0\" data-going=\"88\" data-search=\"casserole &amp; skepticism potluck nine casseroles, zero horoscopes. the tuna schism is officially resolved. label your allergens; do not label them \u201ccursed.\u201d sister deb the fellowship hall fellowship &amp; feasts\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-body\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-stamps\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-desk\" style=\"background:#B0431C\">\u2766 Fellowship &amp; Feasts<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-when\">Fri, Jul 24 \u00b7 5:00p<\/span><\/div><h3 class=\"cf2-ev-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/gathering\/casserole-skepticism-potluck\/\">Casserole &#038; Skepticism Potluck<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-ev-place\">\u25c8 The Fellowship Hall<\/div><p class=\"cf2-ev-blurb\">Nine casseroles, zero horoscopes. The tuna schism is officially resolved. Label your allergens; do not label them \u201ccursed.\u201d<\/p><div class=\"cf2-ev-foot\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-by\">Posted by <a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/author\/sister-deb\/\">Sister Deb<\/a><\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-price is-free\">Free<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-going\"><b data-cf2-going>88<\/b> going<\/span><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-btn cf2-ev-attend\" data-cf2-attend=\"353\">Attend<\/button><\/div><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-ev is-service\" data-cf2-ev data-id=\"344\" data-admin=\"1\" data-desk=\"services\" data-day=\"2026-07-25\" data-price=\"0\" data-going=\"38\" data-search=\"choir: hymns of hilarious heresy rehearsal for sunday\u2019s repertoire. this week, three-part harmony on \u201cnobody knows the trouble i\u2019ve manifested.\u201d bring water; mockery is thirsty work. the vestry the choir loft services\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-body\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-stamps\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-desk\" style=\"background:#E3B23C\">\u271d Services<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-when\">Sat, Jul 25 \u00b7 7:00p<\/span><\/div><h3 class=\"cf2-ev-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/gathering\/choir-hymns-of-hilarious-heresy\/\">Choir: Hymns of Hilarious Heresy<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-ev-place\">\u25c8 The Choir Loft<\/div><p class=\"cf2-ev-blurb\">Rehearsal for Sunday\u2019s repertoire. This week, three-part harmony on \u201cNobody Knows the Trouble I\u2019ve Manifested.\u201d Bring water; mockery is thirsty work.<\/p><div class=\"cf2-ev-foot\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-by\">Posted by the Vestry \u00b7 Church<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-price is-free\">Free<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-going\"><b data-cf2-going>38<\/b> going<\/span><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-btn cf2-ev-attend\" data-cf2-attend=\"344\">Reserve a Pew<\/button><\/div><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-ev is-service\" data-cf2-ev data-id=\"343\" data-admin=\"1\" data-desk=\"services\" data-day=\"2026-07-26\" data-price=\"0\" data-going=\"214\" data-search=\"sunday service of unbelief the weekly rite: hymns that lovingly mock absurd beliefs, a sermon on not falling for it, and the passing of a real collection bucket \u2014 we are, improbably, a genuine 501(c)(3). the vestry the main hall (folding chairs of reason) services\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-body\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-stamps\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-desk\" style=\"background:#E3B23C\">\u271d Services<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-when\">Sun, Jul 26 \u00b7 10:30a<\/span><\/div><h3 class=\"cf2-ev-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/gathering\/sunday-service-of-unbelief\/\">Sunday Service of Unbelief<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-ev-place\">\u25c8 The Main Hall (folding chairs of reason)<\/div><p class=\"cf2-ev-blurb\">The weekly rite: hymns that lovingly mock absurd beliefs, a sermon on Not Falling For It, and the passing of a real collection bucket \u2014 we&hellip;<\/p><div class=\"cf2-ev-foot\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-by\">Posted by the Vestry \u00b7 Church<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-price is-free\">Free<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-going\"><b data-cf2-going>214<\/b> going<\/span><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-btn cf2-ev-attend\" data-cf2-attend=\"343\">Reserve a Pew<\/button><\/div><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-ev is-member\" data-cf2-ev data-id=\"354\" data-admin=\"0\" data-desk=\"debate-heckling\" data-day=\"2026-07-28\" data-price=\"3\" data-going=\"61\" data-search=\"astrology on trial astrology takes the stand. the verdict is decided by evidence, not by which sign you are \u2014 that is, in fact, the entire point. brother dave the debate pit debate &amp; heckling\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-body\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-stamps\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-desk\" style=\"background:#8E2F21\">\u203d Debate &amp; Heckling<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-when\">Tue, Jul 28 \u00b7 7:30p<\/span><\/div><h3 class=\"cf2-ev-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/gathering\/astrology-on-trial\/\">Astrology On Trial<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-ev-place\">\u25c8 The Debate Pit<\/div><p class=\"cf2-ev-blurb\">Astrology takes the stand. The verdict is decided by evidence, not by which sign you are \u2014 that is, in fact, the entire point.<\/p><div class=\"cf2-ev-foot\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-by\">Posted by <a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/author\/brother-dave\/\">Brother Dave<\/a><\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-price\">3 \u2726<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-going\"><b data-cf2-going>61<\/b> going<\/span><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-btn cf2-ev-attend\" data-cf2-attend=\"354\">Attend \u00b7 3 \u2726<\/button><\/div><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-ev is-member\" data-cf2-ev data-id=\"355\" data-admin=\"0\" data-desk=\"game-night\" data-day=\"2026-07-30\" data-price=\"5\" data-going=\"33\" data-search=\"tarot poker (the cards mean nothing) standard poker, tarot deck. the death card is a two of clubs and it owes nobody anything. snacks provided; fortunes are not. novice chad rec room b game night\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-body\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-stamps\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-desk\" style=\"background:#6E8B6A\">\u2684 Game Night<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-when\">Thu, Jul 30 \u00b7 8:00p<\/span><\/div><h3 class=\"cf2-ev-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/gathering\/tarot-poker-the-cards-mean-nothing\/\">Tarot Poker (the cards mean nothing)<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-ev-place\">\u25c8 Rec Room B<\/div><p class=\"cf2-ev-blurb\">Standard poker, tarot deck. The Death card is a two of clubs and it owes nobody anything. Snacks provided; fortunes are not.<\/p><div class=\"cf2-ev-foot\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-by\">Posted by <a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/author\/novice-chad\/\">Novice Chad<\/a><\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-price\">5 \u2726<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-going\"><b data-cf2-going>33<\/b> going<\/span><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-btn cf2-ev-attend\" data-cf2-attend=\"355\">Attend \u00b7 5 \u2726<\/button><\/div><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-ev is-service\" data-cf2-ev data-id=\"346\" data-admin=\"1\" data-desk=\"services\" data-day=\"2026-08-02\" data-price=\"0\" data-going=\"132\" data-search=\"the thirteenth: a rite against coincidence certified cursed, statistically fine. we gather beneath the number the world fears and calmly, deliberately, do nothing bad for one full hour. the vestry the undercroft services\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-art\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cf2-demo-post-13-1024x768.webp\" alt=\"\"><\/div><div class=\"cf2-ev-body\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-stamps\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-desk\" style=\"background:#E3B23C\">\u271d Services<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-when\">Sun, Aug 2 \u00b7 8:00p<\/span><\/div><h3 class=\"cf2-ev-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/gathering\/the-thirteenth-a-rite-against-coincidence\/\">The Thirteenth: A Rite Against Coincidence<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-ev-place\">\u25c8 The Undercroft<\/div><p class=\"cf2-ev-blurb\">Certified cursed, statistically fine. We gather beneath the number the world fears and calmly, deliberately, do nothing bad for one full hour.<\/p><div class=\"cf2-ev-foot\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-by\">Posted by the Vestry \u00b7 Church<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-price is-free\">Free<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-going\"><b data-cf2-going>132<\/b> going<\/span><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-btn cf2-ev-attend\" data-cf2-attend=\"346\">Reserve a Pew<\/button><\/div><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-ev is-service\" data-cf2-ev data-id=\"345\" data-admin=\"1\" data-desk=\"services\" data-day=\"2026-08-02\" data-price=\"0\" data-going=\"207\" data-search=\"sunday service of unbelief ii same rite, new week, identical quantity of the supernatural (zero). newcomers welcome, skeptics adored, casseroles blessed in the strictly metaphorical sense. the vestry the main hall services\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-body\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-stamps\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-desk\" style=\"background:#E3B23C\">\u271d Services<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-when\">Sun, Aug 2 \u00b7 10:30a<\/span><\/div><h3 class=\"cf2-ev-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/gathering\/sunday-service-of-unbelief-ii\/\">Sunday Service of Unbelief II<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-ev-place\">\u25c8 The Main Hall<\/div><p class=\"cf2-ev-blurb\">Same rite, new week, identical quantity of the supernatural (zero). Newcomers welcome, skeptics adored, casseroles blessed in the strictly metaphorical sense.<\/p><div class=\"cf2-ev-foot\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-by\">Posted by the Vestry \u00b7 Church<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-price is-free\">Free<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-going\"><b data-cf2-going>207<\/b> going<\/span><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-btn cf2-ev-attend\" data-cf2-attend=\"345\">Reserve a Pew<\/button><\/div><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-ev is-member\" data-cf2-ev data-id=\"358\" data-admin=\"0\" data-desk=\"fellowship-feasts\" data-day=\"2026-08-05\" data-price=\"5\" data-going=\"54\" data-search=\"salt-toss cook-off season your food, not your fears. toss the salt into the brisket, not over your shoulder. judges score flavor and rational technique. sister deb the grill pit fellowship &amp; feasts\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-art\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cf2-demo-post-salt-1024x768.webp\" alt=\"\"><\/div><div class=\"cf2-ev-body\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-stamps\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-desk\" style=\"background:#B0431C\">\u2766 Fellowship &amp; Feasts<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-when\">Wed, Aug 5 \u00b7 6:30p<\/span><\/div><h3 class=\"cf2-ev-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/gathering\/salt-toss-cook-off\/\">Salt-Toss Cook-Off<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-ev-place\">\u25c8 The Grill Pit<\/div><p class=\"cf2-ev-blurb\">Season your food, not your fears. Toss the salt into the brisket, not over your shoulder. Judges score flavor and rational technique.<\/p><div class=\"cf2-ev-foot\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-by\">Posted by <a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/author\/sister-deb\/\">Sister Deb<\/a><\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-price\">5 \u2726<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-going\"><b data-cf2-going>54<\/b> going<\/span><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-btn cf2-ev-attend\" data-cf2-attend=\"358\">Attend \u00b7 5 \u2726<\/button><\/div><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-ev is-member\" data-cf2-ev data-id=\"360\" data-admin=\"0\" data-desk=\"kids-family\" data-day=\"2026-08-06\" data-price=\"0\" data-going=\"76\" data-search=\"break-a-mirror kids\u2019 science fair children safely break a mirror and receive precisely zero years of bad luck, plus a lesson on probability and a juice box. the junior skeptics the classroom kids &amp; family\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-art\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cf2-demo-post-mirror-1-1024x768.webp\" alt=\"\"><\/div><div class=\"cf2-ev-body\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-stamps\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-desk\" style=\"background:#C77D1A\">\u2738 Kids &amp; Family<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-when\">Thu, Aug 6 \u00b7 4:00p<\/span><\/div><h3 class=\"cf2-ev-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/gathering\/break-a-mirror-kids-science-fair\/\">Break-a-Mirror Kids\u2019 Science Fair<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-ev-place\">\u25c8 The Classroom<\/div><p class=\"cf2-ev-blurb\">Children safely break a mirror and receive precisely zero years of bad luck, plus a lesson on probability and a juice box.<\/p><div class=\"cf2-ev-foot\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-by\">Posted by <a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/author\/junior-skeptics\/\">The Junior Skeptics<\/a><\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-price is-free\">Free<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-going\"><b data-cf2-going>76<\/b> going<\/span><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-btn cf2-ev-attend\" data-cf2-attend=\"360\">Attend<\/button><\/div><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-ev is-member\" data-cf2-ev data-id=\"362\" data-admin=\"0\" data-desk=\"good-works\" data-day=\"2026-08-07\" data-price=\"0\" data-going=\"63\" data-search=\"knock-on-wood anonymous \u00b7 bbq a support group for recovering wood-knockers, followed by a barbecue. step one: admit the table has no opinion on your future. brother kevin the courtyard good works\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-art\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cf2-demo-post-knock-1024x768.webp\" alt=\"\"><\/div><div class=\"cf2-ev-body\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-stamps\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-desk\" style=\"background:#B07E1C\">\u271a Good Works<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-when\">Fri, Aug 7 \u00b7 12:00p<\/span><\/div><h3 class=\"cf2-ev-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/gathering\/knock-on-wood-anonymous-%c2%b7-bbq\/\">Knock-on-Wood Anonymous \u00b7 BBQ<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-ev-place\">\u25c8 The Courtyard<\/div><p class=\"cf2-ev-blurb\">A support group for recovering wood-knockers, followed by a barbecue. Step one: admit the table has no opinion on your future.<\/p><div class=\"cf2-ev-foot\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-by\">Posted by <a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/author\/brother-kevin\/\">Brother Kevin<\/a><\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-price is-free\">Free<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-going\"><b data-cf2-going>63<\/b> going<\/span><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-btn cf2-ev-attend\" data-cf2-attend=\"362\">Attend<\/button><\/div><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-ev is-service\" data-cf2-ev data-id=\"350\" data-admin=\"1\" data-desk=\"services\" data-day=\"2026-08-08\" data-price=\"0\" data-going=\"71\" data-search=\"vespers of verified facts a midweek evening liturgy. we read peer-reviewed abstracts aloud in a solemn voice until they stop sounding scary. citations are sung responsively. the vestry the reading room services\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-body\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-stamps\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-desk\" style=\"background:#E3B23C\">\u271d Services<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-when\">Sat, Aug 8 \u00b7 6:30p<\/span><\/div><h3 class=\"cf2-ev-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/gathering\/vespers-of-verified-facts\/\">Vespers of Verified Facts<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-ev-place\">\u25c8 The Reading Room<\/div><p class=\"cf2-ev-blurb\">A midweek evening liturgy. We read peer-reviewed abstracts aloud in a solemn voice until they stop sounding scary. Citations are sung responsively.<\/p><div class=\"cf2-ev-foot\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-by\">Posted by the Vestry \u00b7 Church<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-price is-free\">Free<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-going\"><b data-cf2-going>71<\/b> going<\/span><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-btn cf2-ev-attend\" data-cf2-attend=\"350\">Reserve a Pew<\/button><\/div><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-ev is-member\" data-cf2-ev data-id=\"364\" data-admin=\"0\" data-desk=\"science-reason\" data-day=\"2026-08-09\" data-price=\"4\" data-going=\"47\" data-search=\"vaccine-myth debunk brunch waffles and citations. a friendly rn answers every question, however wild, without a single eye-roll (she has practiced). nurse priya the fellowship hall science &amp; reason\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-body\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-stamps\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-desk\" style=\"background:#3E6B4F\">\u2609 Science &amp; Reason<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-when\">Sun, Aug 9 \u00b7 11:00a<\/span><\/div><h3 class=\"cf2-ev-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/gathering\/vaccine-myth-debunk-brunch\/\">Vaccine-Myth Debunk Brunch<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-ev-place\">\u25c8 The Fellowship Hall<\/div><p class=\"cf2-ev-blurb\">Waffles and citations. A friendly RN answers every question, however wild, without a single eye-roll (she has practiced).<\/p><div class=\"cf2-ev-foot\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-by\">Posted by <a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/author\/nurse-priya\/\">Nurse Priya<\/a><\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-price\">4 \u2726<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-going\"><b data-cf2-going>47<\/b> going<\/span><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-btn cf2-ev-attend\" data-cf2-attend=\"364\">Attend \u00b7 4 \u2726<\/button><\/div><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-ev is-service\" data-cf2-ev data-id=\"348\" data-admin=\"1\" data-desk=\"services\" data-day=\"2026-08-09\" data-price=\"0\" data-going=\"189\" data-search=\"sunday service + group de-baptism the regular service, plus an optional de-baptism for any wishing to formally un-join a thing. a towel is provided. unblessed grape juice follows. the vestry the font (a kiddie pool) services\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-art\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/cf2-demo-sadwinej-683x1024.webp\" alt=\"\"><\/div><div class=\"cf2-ev-body\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-stamps\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-desk\" style=\"background:#E3B23C\">\u271d Services<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-when\">Sun, Aug 9 \u00b7 10:30a<\/span><\/div><h3 class=\"cf2-ev-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/gathering\/sunday-service-group-de-baptism\/\">Sunday Service + Group De-Baptism<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-ev-place\">\u25c8 The Font (a kiddie pool)<\/div><p class=\"cf2-ev-blurb\">The regular service, plus an optional De-Baptism for any wishing to formally un-join a thing. A towel is provided. Unblessed grape juice follows.<\/p><div class=\"cf2-ev-foot\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-by\">Posted by the Vestry \u00b7 Church<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-price is-free\">Free<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-going\"><b data-cf2-going>189<\/b> going<\/span><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-btn cf2-ev-attend\" data-cf2-attend=\"348\">Reserve a Pew<\/button><\/div><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-ev is-member\" data-cf2-ev data-id=\"365\" data-admin=\"0\" data-desk=\"choir-song\" data-day=\"2026-08-12\" data-price=\"2\" data-going=\"29\" data-search=\"karaoke of purely rational bangers only songs with no supernatural claims. \u201ctotal eclipse of the heart\u201d permitted strictly as astronomy. tambourine of doubt provided. the karaoke deacons the fellowship annex choir &amp; song\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-body\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-stamps\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-desk\" style=\"background:#4A5A78\">\u266b Choir &amp; Song<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-when\">Wed, Aug 12 \u00b7 8:00p<\/span><\/div><h3 class=\"cf2-ev-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/gathering\/karaoke-of-purely-rational-bangers\/\">Karaoke of Purely Rational Bangers<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-ev-place\">\u25c8 The Fellowship Annex<\/div><p class=\"cf2-ev-blurb\">Only songs with no supernatural claims. \u201cTotal Eclipse of the Heart\u201d permitted strictly as astronomy. Tambourine of Doubt provided.<\/p><div class=\"cf2-ev-foot\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-by\">Posted by <a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/author\/karaoke-deacons\/\">The Karaoke Deacons<\/a><\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-price\">2 \u2726<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-going\"><b data-cf2-going>29<\/b> going<\/span><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-btn cf2-ev-attend\" data-cf2-attend=\"365\">Attend \u00b7 2 \u2726<\/button><\/div><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-ev is-service\" data-cf2-ev data-id=\"351\" data-admin=\"1\" data-desk=\"services\" data-day=\"2026-08-13\" data-price=\"0\" data-going=\"56\" data-search=\"evangelism workshop: politely ruining a s\u00e9ance field training in kind, curious science-evangelism. role-play scripts included. we do not debunk rudely \u2014 we debunk with snacks. the vestry the fellowship annex services\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-body\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-stamps\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-desk\" style=\"background:#E3B23C\">\u271d Services<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-when\">Thu, Aug 13 \u00b7 7:00p<\/span><\/div><h3 class=\"cf2-ev-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/gathering\/evangelism-workshop-politely-ruining-a-seance\/\">Evangelism Workshop: Politely Ruining a S\u00e9ance<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-ev-place\">\u25c8 The Fellowship Annex<\/div><p class=\"cf2-ev-blurb\">Field training in kind, curious science-evangelism. Role-play scripts included. We do not debunk rudely \u2014 we debunk with snacks.<\/p><div class=\"cf2-ev-foot\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-by\">Posted by the Vestry \u00b7 Church<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-price is-free\">Free<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-going\"><b data-cf2-going>56<\/b> going<\/span><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-btn cf2-ev-attend\" data-cf2-attend=\"351\">Reserve a Pew<\/button><\/div><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-ev is-member\" data-cf2-ev data-id=\"366\" data-admin=\"0\" data-desk=\"debate-heckling\" data-day=\"2026-08-15\" data-price=\"3\" data-going=\"51\" data-search=\"name that fallacy \u00b7 pub trivia six rounds of logical fallacies. ad hominem is worth double. heckling encouraged, provided it is well-sourced. brother dave the tavern of reason debate &amp; heckling\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-body\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-stamps\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-desk\" style=\"background:#8E2F21\">\u203d Debate &amp; Heckling<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-when\">Sat, Aug 15 \u00b7 7:00p<\/span><\/div><h3 class=\"cf2-ev-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/gathering\/name-that-fallacy-%c2%b7-pub-trivia\/\">Name That Fallacy \u00b7 Pub Trivia<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-ev-place\">\u25c8 The Tavern of Reason<\/div><p class=\"cf2-ev-blurb\">Six rounds of logical fallacies. Ad hominem is worth double. Heckling encouraged, provided it is well-sourced.<\/p><div class=\"cf2-ev-foot\"><span class=\"cf2-ev-by\">Posted by <a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/author\/brother-dave\/\">Brother Dave<\/a><\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-price\">3 \u2726<\/span><span class=\"cf2-ev-going\"><b data-cf2-going>51<\/b> going<\/span><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-btn cf2-ev-attend\" data-cf2-attend=\"366\">Attend \u00b7 3 \u2726<\/button><\/div><\/div><\/article><\/div><div class=\"cf2-ev-empty\" data-cf2-noresults hidden><span>\u2726<\/span><b>The board is bare<\/b><p>No rites match thy seeking. The universe offers no signs \u2014 but the filters do.<\/p><\/div><\/main><aside class=\"cf2-almanack-rail\"><div class=\"cf2-cal\" data-cf2-cal><div class=\"cf2-cal-head\"><a class=\"cf2-cal-nav\" href=\"\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/341?cf2_month=2026-08\">\u2039<\/a><b>September 2026<\/b><a class=\"cf2-cal-nav\" href=\"\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/341?cf2_month=2026-10\">\u203a<\/a><\/div><div class=\"cf2-cal-grid\"><span class=\"cf2-cal-dow\">S<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dow\">M<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dow\">T<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dow\">W<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dow\">T<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dow\">F<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dow\">S<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-cell is-blank\"><\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-cell is-blank\"><\/span><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-01\"><span>1<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-02\"><span>2<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-03\"><span>3<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-04\"><span>4<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-05\"><span>5<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-06\"><span>6<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-07\"><span>7<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-08\"><span>8<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-09\"><span>9<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-10\"><span>10<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-11\"><span>11<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell is-today\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-12\"><span>12<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-13\"><span>13<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-14\"><span>14<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-15\"><span>15<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-16\"><span>16<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-17\"><span>17<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-18\"><span>18<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-19\"><span>19<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-20\"><span>20<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-21\"><span>21<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-22\"><span>22<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-23\"><span>23<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-24\"><span>24<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-25\"><span>25<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-26\"><span>26<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-27\"><span>27<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-28\"><span>28<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-29\"><span>29<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-cell\" data-cf2-day=\"2026-09-30\"><span>30<\/span><span class=\"cf2-cal-dots\"><\/span><\/button><\/div><div class=\"cf2-cal-foot\"><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-today\" data-cf2-today=\"2026-09-12\">\u25c8 Today<\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-cal-clear\" data-cf2-cal-clear hidden>Clear date \u00d7<\/button><\/div><\/div><div class=\"cf2-legend\"><b>Reading the Dots<\/b><span><i class=\"cf2-cal-dot-a\"><\/i>Services \u00b7 posted by the Church<\/span><span><i class=\"cf2-cal-dot-m\"><\/i>Congregation \u00b7 posted by members<\/span><p>Dots upon a day foretell its gatherings. Tap a date to consult it; tap again to release it.<\/p><\/div><div class=\"cf2-postform cf2-postform-out\"><b class=\"cf2-postform-kicker\">Pin to the Almanack<\/b><p>Log in to nail thine own congregation events to the board.<\/p><\/div><\/aside><\/div><div class=\"cf2-ev-modal\" data-cf2-share-modal hidden><div class=\"cf2-ev-modal-box\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-modal-head\"><span>A Proclamation<\/span><button type=\"button\" data-cf2-share-close>\u00d7<\/button><\/div><div class=\"cf2-ev-modal-body\"><div class=\"cf2-ev-modal-star\">\u2726<\/div><b>Thou art attending!<\/b><p data-cf2-share-line><\/p><p class=\"cf2-ev-modal-ask\">Nail it to thy timeline so the Congregation may witness thy joining?<\/p><div class=\"cf2-ev-modal-btns\"><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-btn cf2-btn-ink\" data-cf2-share-yes>\u2726 Post to my feed<\/button><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-btn cf2-btn-ghost\" data-cf2-share-close>Keep it between us<\/button><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-341","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/341","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=341"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/341\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}