{"id":26,"date":"2026-07-06T19:44:16","date_gmt":"2026-07-06T19:44:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/tithe\/"},"modified":"2026-07-06T19:44:16","modified_gmt":"2026-07-06T19:44:16","slug":"tithe","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/tithe\/","title":{"rendered":"Tithe"},"content":{"rendered":"<section class=\"ss-tithe-standalone\" data-screen-label=\"Tithe\">\t<div class=\"ss-tithe\">\n\t\t<div class=\"ss-eyebrow ss-eyebrow-gold\">Tithe &amp; join the flock<\/div>\n\t\t<h2 class=\"ss-tithe-title\">Give us your email,<br>receive salvation<span class=\"ss-gold\">*<\/span><\/h2>\n\t\t<p class=\"ss-fineprint\">*salvation is mostly emails. New relics, restocks, and periodic reasons to feel bad.<\/p>\n\t\t<form class=\"ss-tithe-form\" action=\"#\" method=\"post\" novalidate>\n\t\t\t<label class=\"screen-reader-text\" for=\"ss-tithe-email\">Email address<\/label>\n\t\t\t<input id=\"ss-tithe-email\" type=\"email\" name=\"ss_email\" placeholder=\"you@sinner.com\" required>\n\t\t\t<button type=\"submit\" class=\"ss-btn ss-btn-gold\">Hear now<\/button>\n\t\t<\/form>\n\t\t<div class=\"ss-tithe-msg\" role=\"status\" aria-live=\"polite\" hidden><\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"ss-tithe-done\" hidden>&#10003; Blessed. Your inbox is now our congregation.<\/div>\n\t<\/div>\n\t<\/section>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"page-templates\/sections.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-26","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/26","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}