{"id":24,"date":"2026-07-06T19:44:16","date_gmt":"2026-07-06T19:44:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/confessions\/"},"modified":"2026-07-06T19:44:16","modified_gmt":"2026-07-06T19:44:16","slug":"confessions","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/confessions\/","title":{"rendered":"Confessions"},"content":{"rendered":"\t
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Forgive them, for they have posted<\/div>\n\t\t\t

Confessions of the Converted<\/h2>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t
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"When in doubt, sit it out. Especially when you're on a cliff, and they tell you you can fly."<\/p>

bob_sucks<\/span> · Hates Cliffs<\/div><\/div>
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Came for the memes, stayed because checkout was already done.<\/p>

@lapsed_larry<\/span> · Ascended Tuesday<\/div><\/div>
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Finally, a faith with kerning this immaculate.<\/p>

Design Twitter<\/span> · Reluctant Convert<\/div><\/div>
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My tithe cleared instantly. Truly, a miracle.<\/p>

Brenda P.<\/span> · Formerly of three faiths<\/div><\/div>
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I have no soul left but the hoodie is unbelievably soft.<\/p>

@voidpilled<\/span> · Fully Enshrined<\/div><\/div>
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10 out of 10, would repent again. It hits different each time.<\/p>

Greg from Ohio<\/span> · Serial Repenter<\/div><\/div>
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They took my doubts and my money. Mostly the money.<\/p>

@ex_everything<\/span> · At Peace-ish<\/div><\/div>
“<\/b>

"When in doubt, sit it out. Especially when you're on a cliff, and they tell you you can fly."<\/p>

bob_sucks<\/span> · Hates Cliffs<\/div><\/div>
“<\/b>

Came for the memes, stayed because checkout was already done.<\/p>

@lapsed_larry<\/span> · Ascended Tuesday<\/div><\/div>
“<\/b>

Finally, a faith with kerning this immaculate.<\/p>

Design Twitter<\/span> · Reluctant Convert<\/div><\/div>
“<\/b>

My tithe cleared instantly. Truly, a miracle.<\/p>

Brenda P.<\/span> · Formerly of three faiths<\/div><\/div>
“<\/b>

I have no soul left but the hoodie is unbelievably soft.<\/p>

@voidpilled<\/span> · Fully Enshrined<\/div><\/div>
“<\/b>

10 out of 10, would repent again. It hits different each time.<\/p>

Greg from Ohio<\/span> · Serial Repenter<\/div><\/div>
“<\/b>

They took my doubts and my money. Mostly the money.<\/p>

@ex_everything<\/span> · At Peace-ish<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t
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“<\/b>

"When in doubt, sit it out. Especially when you're on a cliff, and they tell you you can fly."<\/p>

bob_sucks<\/span> · Hates Cliffs<\/div><\/div>
“<\/b>

Came for the memes, stayed because checkout was already done.<\/p>

@lapsed_larry<\/span> · Ascended Tuesday<\/div><\/div>
“<\/b>

Finally, a faith with kerning this immaculate.<\/p>

Design Twitter<\/span> · Reluctant Convert<\/div><\/div>
“<\/b>

My tithe cleared instantly. Truly, a miracle.<\/p>

Brenda P.<\/span> · Formerly of three faiths<\/div><\/div>
“<\/b>

I have no soul left but the hoodie is unbelievably soft.<\/p>

@voidpilled<\/span> · Fully Enshrined<\/div><\/div>
“<\/b>

10 out of 10, would repent again. It hits different each time.<\/p>

Greg from Ohio<\/span> · Serial Repenter<\/div><\/div>
“<\/b>

They took my doubts and my money. Mostly the money.<\/p>

@ex_everything<\/span> · At Peace-ish<\/div><\/div>
“<\/b>

"When in doubt, sit it out. Especially when you're on a cliff, and they tell you you can fly."<\/p>

bob_sucks<\/span> · Hates Cliffs<\/div><\/div>
“<\/b>

Came for the memes, stayed because checkout was already done.<\/p>

@lapsed_larry<\/span> · Ascended Tuesday<\/div><\/div>
“<\/b>

Finally, a faith with kerning this immaculate.<\/p>

Design Twitter<\/span> · Reluctant Convert<\/div><\/div>
“<\/b>

My tithe cleared instantly. Truly, a miracle.<\/p>

Brenda P.<\/span> · Formerly of three faiths<\/div><\/div>
“<\/b>

I have no soul left but the hoodie is unbelievably soft.<\/p>

@voidpilled<\/span> · Fully Enshrined<\/div><\/div>
“<\/b>

10 out of 10, would repent again. It hits different each time.<\/p>

Greg from Ohio<\/span> · Serial Repenter<\/div><\/div>
“<\/b>

They took my doubts and my money. Mostly the money.<\/p>

@ex_everything<\/span> · At Peace-ish<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/section>\n\t\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"page-templates\/sections.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-24","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/24","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/24\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}