{"id":23,"date":"2026-07-06T19:44:16","date_gmt":"2026-07-06T19:44:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/doctrine\/"},"modified":"2026-07-06T19:44:16","modified_gmt":"2026-07-06T19:44:16","slug":"doctrine","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/doctrine\/","title":{"rendered":"Doctrine"},"content":{"rendered":"\t<section id=\"doctrine\" class=\"ss-doctrine\" data-screen-label=\"Doctrine\">\n\t\t<div class=\"ss-wrap\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"ss-sec-head\" data-ss-reveal>\n\t\t\t\t<div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"ss-eyebrow\">Four things we&rsquo;re pretty sure about<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"ss-h2\">The Doctrine<\/h2>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<p class=\"ss-sec-note\">A complete theology that fits on a bumper sticker and ships in three business days. No footnotes, no fine print, no talking to God directly (he&rsquo;s swamped).<\/p>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<div class=\"ss-doctrine-grid\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<article class=\"ss-tenet\" data-ss-reveal>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<b class=\"ss-tenet-no\">01<\/b>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3>No Guilt<\/h3>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>We rendered out the guilt entirely. It was making the whole religion taste like your mother.<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/article>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<article class=\"ss-tenet\" data-ss-reveal>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<b class=\"ss-tenet-no\">02<\/b>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3>No Refunds<\/h3>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Salvation is final; so is checkout. The Lord giveth, the returns portal taketh not.<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/article>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<article class=\"ss-tenet\" data-ss-reveal>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<b class=\"ss-tenet-no\">03<\/b>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3>No Real Deity<\/h3>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Ethically sourced superstition. No actual gods were consulted, harmed, or paid royalties.<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/article>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<article class=\"ss-tenet\" data-ss-reveal>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<b class=\"ss-tenet-no\">04<\/b>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3>Judgment-Free<\/h3>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Except Sundays. And the very last one. Otherwise? Vibes only, beloved.<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/article>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t<\/section>\n\t\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"page-templates\/sections.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-23","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/23","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}