{"id":135,"date":"2026-07-18T02:51:11","date_gmt":"2026-07-18T02:51:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/offering-plate\/"},"modified":"2026-07-18T02:51:11","modified_gmt":"2026-07-18T02:51:11","slug":"offering-plate","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/offering-plate\/","title":{"rendered":"The Offering Plate"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"pm-empty pm-empty-plate\"><span class=\"pm-plate-dish\"><span class=\"pm-plate-ring\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><\/span><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"pm-empty-art\" src=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/wp-content\/themes\/stupidstition\/assets\/img\/chicken.png\" alt=\"\"><span class=\"pm-plate-coin\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><svg class=\"pm-mark\" viewBox=\"0 0 40 44\" aria-hidden=\"true\"><path fill=\"currentColor\" d=\"M5 2h7v40H5zM28 2h7v40h-7z\"\/><ellipse cx=\"20\" cy=\"21\" rx=\"14.5\" ry=\"6.2\" fill=\"none\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-width=\"4.6\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><b>Thy plate is empty<\/b><p>A soul without relics is just a soul. Pass the plate \u2014 fill it immediately.<\/p><a class=\"pm-btn pm-btn-ink\" href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/relics\/\">Behold the Relics<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-135","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}