{"id":128,"date":"2026-07-17T20:14:32","date_gmt":"2026-07-17T20:14:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/sects\/"},"modified":"2026-07-17T20:14:32","modified_gmt":"2026-07-17T20:14:32","slug":"sects","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/sects\/","title":{"rendered":"Sects &#038; Study Circles"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"cf2-shell has-left has-right\"><aside class=\"cf2-rail cf2-rail-left\"><section id=\"cf2_w_sect_kinds-2\" class=\"widget cf2-widget widget_cf2_w_sect_kinds\"><h3 class=\"cf2-widget-title\">Sect Categories<\/h3><div class=\"cf2-kindcloud\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/sect-kind\/culinary\/\" class=\"cf2-kindchip\">Culinary Rites <b>0<\/b><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/sect-kind\/digital\/\" class=\"cf2-kindchip\">Digital Mysticism <b>0<\/b><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/sect-kind\/doctrinal\/\" class=\"cf2-kindchip\">Doctrinal Orders <b>0<\/b><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/sect-kind\/fellowship\/\" class=\"cf2-kindchip\">Fellowship Circles <b>0<\/b><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/sect-kind\/silent\/\" class=\"cf2-kindchip\">Silent Orders <b>0<\/b><\/a><\/div><\/section><\/aside><div class=\"cf2-shell-main\"><div class=\"cf2-sects-intro\"><p>Sub-communities within the congregation \u2014 walled gardens of doctrine, casserole, and reverent silence. Join a fold, or found thine own.<\/p><\/div><div class=\"cf2-sects\"><div class=\"cf2-sect\"><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/sect\/the-family-circle\/\">The Family Circle<\/a><\/h3><p class=\"cf2-sect-doctrine\">\u201cThe inner ring: casserole rights, bread-machine access, and first refusal on all Manna. Doctrinal disputes settled by potluck.\u201d<\/p><div class=\"cf2-sect-meta\"><span title=\"Members\">\u2726 7 souls<\/span><span title=\"Works behind the wall\">\u271d 0 works<\/span><\/div><div class=\"cf2-sect-founder\"><img alt='' src='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/c92f529d25e2c6ef05ea572c13bd1eba64c6115f64eb18c79737b214f95c047d?s=24&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g' srcset='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/c92f529d25e2c6ef05ea572c13bd1eba64c6115f64eb18c79737b214f95c047d?s=48&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-24 photo' height='24' width='24' \/><span>founded by Mother Agnes<\/span><\/div><button class=\"cf2-btn cf2-btn-ghost\" data-cf2-sect=\"164\">Join the sect<\/button><\/div><div class=\"cf2-sect\"><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/sect\/order-of-perpetual-scrolling\/\">Order of Perpetual Scrolling<\/a><\/h3><p class=\"cf2-sect-doctrine\">\u201cWe scroll in reverent silence until somebody, anybody, feels a single emotion. Communion crackers provided.\u201d<\/p><div class=\"cf2-sect-meta\"><span title=\"Members\">\u2726 5 souls<\/span><span title=\"Works behind the wall\">\u271d 0 works<\/span><\/div><div class=\"cf2-sect-founder\"><img alt='' src='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/a3ff3703f7afa21793a9acfe4c372fcec7299e3651c09f9d8b7b68543f983cef?s=24&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g' srcset='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/a3ff3703f7afa21793a9acfe4c372fcec7299e3651c09f9d8b7b68543f983cef?s=48&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-24 photo' height='24' width='24' \/><span>founded by Deacon Splitcat<\/span><\/div><button class=\"cf2-btn cf2-btn-ghost\" data-cf2-sect=\"163\">Join the sect<\/button><\/div><\/div><\/div><aside class=\"cf2-rail cf2-rail-right\"><section id=\"cf2_w_active_sects-3\" class=\"widget cf2-widget widget_cf2_w_active_sects\"><h3 class=\"cf2-widget-title\">Most Active Sects<\/h3><ul class=\"cf2-sect-mini\"><li class=\"cf2-sect-mini-row\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/sect\/the-family-circle\/\"><b>The Family Circle<\/b><em>0 works<\/em><\/a><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-sect-mini-join\" data-cf2-sect=\"164\" title=\"Join\">+<\/button><\/li><li class=\"cf2-sect-mini-row\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/sect\/order-of-perpetual-scrolling\/\"><b>Order of Perpetual Scrolling<\/b><em>0 works<\/em><\/a><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-sect-mini-join\" data-cf2-sect=\"163\" title=\"Join\">+<\/button><\/li><\/ul><\/section><section id=\"cf2_w_newest_sects-2\" class=\"widget cf2-widget widget_cf2_w_newest_sects\"><h3 class=\"cf2-widget-title\">Freshly Founded<\/h3><ul class=\"cf2-sect-mini\"><li class=\"cf2-sect-mini-row\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/sect\/the-family-circle\/\"><b>The Family Circle<\/b><em>founded 2 months ago<\/em><\/a><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-sect-mini-join\" data-cf2-sect=\"164\" title=\"Join\">+<\/button><\/li><li class=\"cf2-sect-mini-row\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/sect\/order-of-perpetual-scrolling\/\"><b>Order of Perpetual Scrolling<\/b><em>founded 2 months ago<\/em><\/a><button type=\"button\" class=\"cf2-sect-mini-join\" data-cf2-sect=\"163\" title=\"Join\">+<\/button><\/li><\/ul><\/section><\/aside><\/div><div class=\"cf2-band\"><section id=\"cf2_w_leaderboard-3\" class=\"widget cf2-widget widget_cf2_w_leaderboard\"><h3 class=\"cf2-widget-title\">Most Devout (by Merit)<\/h3><ol class=\"cf2-board\"><li><span class=\"cf2-board-rank\">1<\/span><img alt='' src='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=26&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g' srcset='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=52&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-26 photo cf2-board-av' height='26' width='26' \/><b>farsight<\/b><em>69 \u2727<\/em><\/li><li><span class=\"cf2-board-rank\">2<\/span><img alt='' src='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/e3d304eb7092e23342fb18de73a6f1c99120666f4d4ec22fb54e8e30bd7f0974?s=26&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g' srcset='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/e3d304eb7092e23342fb18de73a6f1c99120666f4d4ec22fb54e8e30bd7f0974?s=52&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-26 photo cf2-board-av' height='26' width='26' \/><b>Patron Ozzy<\/b><em>25 \u2727<\/em><\/li><\/ol><\/section><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-128","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}