{"id":124,"date":"2026-07-17T20:14:32","date_gmt":"2026-07-17T20:14:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/congregation-feed\/"},"modified":"2026-07-17T20:14:32","modified_gmt":"2026-07-17T20:14:32","slug":"congregation-feed","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/congregation-feed\/","title":{"rendered":"The Congregation Feed"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"cf2-shell has-left has-right\"><aside class=\"cf2-rail cf2-rail-left\"><section id=\"cf2_w_profile-2\" class=\"widget cf2-widget widget_cf2_w_profile\"><h3 class=\"cf2-widget-title\">Thy Book of Life<\/h3><div class=\"cf2-mini-guest\"><p>Enter the Congregation to see thy Book of Life.<\/p><a class=\"cf2-btn cf2-btn-gold\" href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/wp-login.php?redirect_to=https%3A%2F%2Fstupidstition.wtf%2Findex.php%2Frelic%2Fangry-spreadsheet-hymnal-tote%2F\">Enter<\/a><\/div><\/section><section id=\"cf2_w_tree-2\" class=\"widget cf2-widget widget_cf2_w_tree\"><h3 class=\"cf2-widget-title\">The Sacred Tithe Circle<\/h3><div class=\"cf2-tree cf2-tree-stage-0\"><div class=\"cf2-tree-glyph\" aria-hidden=\"true\">\u2766<\/div><div class=\"cf2-tree-track\"><i style=\"width:0%\"><\/i><\/div><p class=\"cf2-tree-label\"><b>The Mustard Tree of Communal Bread<\/b><span>0% grown \u00b7 The fellowship hall getteth a bread machine.<\/span><\/p><\/div><\/section><\/aside><div class=\"cf2-shell-main\"><div class=\"cf2-feed\"><article class=\"cf2-post\"><header class=\"cf2-post-head\"><img alt='' src='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=40&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g' srcset='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=80&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-40 photo cf2-post-av' height='40' width='40' \/><span class=\"cf2-post-by\"><b>farsight<\/b><span class=\"cf2-chip cf2-chip-gold\">Patron Saint<\/span><time>July 8, 2026<\/time><\/span><\/header><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/2026\/07\/08\/sermon-no-13-fear-the-calendar\/\">Sermon No. 13: Fear the Calendar<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-excerpt\">Twelve numbers behaved. One did not. A sermon on the only date with its own insurance premium.<\/div><div class=\"cf2-router\" data-post=\"96\"><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-heaven\" data-dest=\"heaven\"><i>\u2601<\/i>Ascend <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-purgatory\" data-dest=\"purgatory\"><i>\u231b<\/i>Detain <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-nirvana\" data-dest=\"nirvana\"><i>\u2638<\/i>Release <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-void\" data-dest=\"void\"><i>\u26ab<\/i>Smite <b>0<\/b><\/button><span class=\"cf2-routed\">Routed \u2192 Purgatory \u00b7 0 souls<\/span><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-post\"><header class=\"cf2-post-head\"><img alt='' src='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=40&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g' srcset='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=80&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-40 photo cf2-post-av' height='40' width='40' \/><span class=\"cf2-post-by\"><b>farsight<\/b><span class=\"cf2-chip cf2-chip-gold\">Patron Saint<\/span><time>July 22, 2026<\/time><\/span><\/header><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/relic\/seed-faith-harvest-debt-the-illuminated-tract\/\">Seed Faith, Harvest Debt \u2014 The Illuminated Tract<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-excerpt\">The sermon as a print-blessed broadsheet. Suitable for framing, forwarding, and thy dentist\u2019s waiting room.<\/div><div class=\"cf2-router\" data-post=\"397\"><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-heaven\" data-dest=\"heaven\"><i>\u2601<\/i>Ascend <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-purgatory\" data-dest=\"purgatory\"><i>\u231b<\/i>Detain <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-nirvana\" data-dest=\"nirvana\"><i>\u2638<\/i>Release <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-void\" data-dest=\"void\"><i>\u26ab<\/i>Smite <b>0<\/b><\/button><span class=\"cf2-routed\">Routed \u2192 Purgatory \u00b7 0 souls<\/span><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-post\"><header class=\"cf2-post-head\"><img alt='' src='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=40&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g' srcset='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=80&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-40 photo cf2-post-av' height='40' width='40' \/><span class=\"cf2-post-by\"><b>farsight<\/b><span class=\"cf2-chip cf2-chip-gold\">Patron Saint<\/span><time>July 22, 2026<\/time><\/span><\/header><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/relic\/seed-faith-harvest-debt-the-spoken-version\/\">Seed Faith, Harvest Debt \u2014 The Spoken Version<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-excerpt\">23-ish minutes of righteous volume. For commutes, chores, and spiritual multitasking.<\/div><div class=\"cf2-router\" data-post=\"396\"><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-heaven\" data-dest=\"heaven\"><i>\u2601<\/i>Ascend <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-purgatory\" data-dest=\"purgatory\"><i>\u231b<\/i>Detain <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-nirvana\" data-dest=\"nirvana\"><i>\u2638<\/i>Release <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-void\" data-dest=\"void\"><i>\u26ab<\/i>Smite <b>0<\/b><\/button><span class=\"cf2-routed\">Routed \u2192 Purgatory \u00b7 0 souls<\/span><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-post\"><header class=\"cf2-post-head\"><img alt='' src='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=40&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g' srcset='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=80&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-40 photo cf2-post-av' height='40' width='40' \/><span class=\"cf2-post-by\"><b>farsight<\/b><span class=\"cf2-chip cf2-chip-gold\">Patron Saint<\/span><time>July 22, 2026<\/time><\/span><\/header><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/relic\/no-soliciting-including-salvation-doormat\/\">\u201cNo Soliciting, Including Salvation\u201d Doormat<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-excerpt\">Woven from recycled pledge cards. Surprisingly absorbent, like the promises.<\/div><div class=\"cf2-router\" data-post=\"393\"><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-heaven\" data-dest=\"heaven\"><i>\u2601<\/i>Ascend <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-purgatory\" data-dest=\"purgatory\"><i>\u231b<\/i>Detain <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-nirvana\" data-dest=\"nirvana\"><i>\u2638<\/i>Release <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-void\" data-dest=\"void\"><i>\u26ab<\/i>Smite <b>0<\/b><\/button><span class=\"cf2-routed\">Routed \u2192 Purgatory \u00b7 0 souls<\/span><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-post\"><header class=\"cf2-post-head\"><img alt='' src='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=40&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g' srcset='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=80&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-40 photo cf2-post-av' height='40' width='40' \/><span class=\"cf2-post-by\"><b>farsight<\/b><span class=\"cf2-chip cf2-chip-gold\">Patron Saint<\/span><time>July 22, 2026<\/time><\/span><\/header><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/relic\/seed-money-decorative-envelope-empty-as-intended\/\">\u201cSeed Money\u201d Decorative Envelope \u2014 Empty, As Intended<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-excerpt\">Plant nothing. Harvest nothing. Break even \u2014 the honest prosperity.<\/div><div class=\"cf2-router\" data-post=\"392\"><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-heaven\" data-dest=\"heaven\"><i>\u2601<\/i>Ascend <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-purgatory\" data-dest=\"purgatory\"><i>\u231b<\/i>Detain <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-nirvana\" data-dest=\"nirvana\"><i>\u2638<\/i>Release <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-void\" data-dest=\"void\"><i>\u26ab<\/i>Smite <b>0<\/b><\/button><span class=\"cf2-routed\">Routed \u2192 Purgatory \u00b7 0 souls<\/span><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-post\"><header class=\"cf2-post-head\"><img alt='' src='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=40&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g' srcset='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=80&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-40 photo cf2-post-av' height='40' width='40' \/><span class=\"cf2-post-by\"><b>farsight<\/b><span class=\"cf2-chip cf2-chip-gold\">Patron Saint<\/span><time>July 22, 2026<\/time><\/span><\/header><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/relic\/mercury-is-in-gatorade-again-the-illuminated-tract\/\">Mercury Is in Gatorade Again \u2014 The Illuminated Tract<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-excerpt\">The sermon as a print-blessed broadsheet. Suitable for framing, forwarding, and thy dentist\u2019s waiting room.<\/div><div class=\"cf2-router\" data-post=\"390\"><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-heaven\" data-dest=\"heaven\"><i>\u2601<\/i>Ascend <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-purgatory\" data-dest=\"purgatory\"><i>\u231b<\/i>Detain <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-nirvana\" data-dest=\"nirvana\"><i>\u2638<\/i>Release <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-void\" data-dest=\"void\"><i>\u26ab<\/i>Smite <b>0<\/b><\/button><span class=\"cf2-routed\">Routed \u2192 Purgatory \u00b7 0 souls<\/span><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-post\"><header class=\"cf2-post-head\"><img alt='' src='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=40&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g' srcset='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=80&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-40 photo cf2-post-av' height='40' width='40' \/><span class=\"cf2-post-by\"><b>farsight<\/b><span class=\"cf2-chip cf2-chip-gold\">Patron Saint<\/span><time>July 22, 2026<\/time><\/span><\/header><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/relic\/mercury-is-in-gatorade-again-the-spoken-version\/\">Mercury Is in Gatorade Again \u2014 The Spoken Version<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-excerpt\">23-ish minutes of righteous volume. For commutes, chores, and spiritual multitasking.<\/div><div class=\"cf2-router\" data-post=\"389\"><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-heaven\" data-dest=\"heaven\"><i>\u2601<\/i>Ascend <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-purgatory\" data-dest=\"purgatory\"><i>\u231b<\/i>Detain <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-nirvana\" data-dest=\"nirvana\"><i>\u2638<\/i>Release <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-void\" data-dest=\"void\"><i>\u26ab<\/i>Smite <b>0<\/b><\/button><span class=\"cf2-routed\">Routed \u2192 Purgatory \u00b7 0 souls<\/span><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-post\"><header class=\"cf2-post-head\"><img alt='' src='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=40&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g' srcset='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=80&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-40 photo cf2-post-av' height='40' width='40' \/><span class=\"cf2-post-by\"><b>farsight<\/b><span class=\"cf2-chip cf2-chip-gold\">Patron Saint<\/span><time>July 22, 2026<\/time><\/span><\/header><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/relic\/retrograde-insurance-policy-suitable-for-framing\/\">Retrograde Insurance Policy \u2014 Suitable for Framing<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-excerpt\">Covers all losses attributable to planetary motion. Claims approved: zero, pending, forever.<\/div><div class=\"cf2-router\" data-post=\"386\"><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-heaven\" data-dest=\"heaven\"><i>\u2601<\/i>Ascend <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-purgatory\" data-dest=\"purgatory\"><i>\u231b<\/i>Detain <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-nirvana\" data-dest=\"nirvana\"><i>\u2638<\/i>Release <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-void\" data-dest=\"void\"><i>\u26ab<\/i>Smite <b>0<\/b><\/button><span class=\"cf2-routed\">Routed \u2192 Purgatory \u00b7 0 souls<\/span><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-post\"><header class=\"cf2-post-head\"><img alt='' src='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=40&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g' srcset='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=80&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-40 photo cf2-post-av' height='40' width='40' \/><span class=\"cf2-post-by\"><b>farsight<\/b><span class=\"cf2-chip cf2-chip-gold\">Patron Saint<\/span><time>July 22, 2026<\/time><\/span><\/header><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/relic\/not-today-saturn-prayer-candle\/\">\u201cNot Today, Saturn\u201d Prayer Candle<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-excerpt\">A devotional flame that burns in full defiance of every transit. Unscented, like space.<\/div><div class=\"cf2-router\" data-post=\"385\"><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-heaven\" data-dest=\"heaven\"><i>\u2601<\/i>Ascend <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-purgatory\" data-dest=\"purgatory\"><i>\u231b<\/i>Detain <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-nirvana\" data-dest=\"nirvana\"><i>\u2638<\/i>Release <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-void\" data-dest=\"void\"><i>\u26ab<\/i>Smite <b>0<\/b><\/button><span class=\"cf2-routed\">Routed \u2192 Purgatory \u00b7 0 souls<\/span><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-post\"><header class=\"cf2-post-head\"><img alt='' src='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=40&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g' srcset='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=80&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-40 photo cf2-post-av' height='40' width='40' \/><span class=\"cf2-post-by\"><b>farsight<\/b><span class=\"cf2-chip cf2-chip-gold\">Patron Saint<\/span><time>July 22, 2026<\/time><\/span><\/header><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/relic\/sinners-in-the-hands-of-an-angry-spreadsheet-the-illuminated-tract\/\">Sinners in the Hands of an Angry Spreadsheet \u2014 The Illuminated Tract<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-excerpt\">The sermon as a print-blessed broadsheet. Suitable for framing, forwarding, and thy dentist\u2019s waiting room.<\/div><div class=\"cf2-router\" data-post=\"383\"><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-heaven\" data-dest=\"heaven\"><i>\u2601<\/i>Ascend <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-purgatory\" data-dest=\"purgatory\"><i>\u231b<\/i>Detain <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-nirvana\" data-dest=\"nirvana\"><i>\u2638<\/i>Release <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-void\" data-dest=\"void\"><i>\u26ab<\/i>Smite <b>0<\/b><\/button><span class=\"cf2-routed\">Routed \u2192 Purgatory \u00b7 0 souls<\/span><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-post\"><header class=\"cf2-post-head\"><img alt='' src='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=40&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g' srcset='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=80&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-40 photo cf2-post-av' height='40' width='40' \/><span class=\"cf2-post-by\"><b>farsight<\/b><span class=\"cf2-chip cf2-chip-gold\">Patron Saint<\/span><time>July 22, 2026<\/time><\/span><\/header><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/relic\/sinners-in-the-hands-of-an-angry-spreadsheet-the-spoken-version\/\">Sinners in the Hands of an Angry Spreadsheet \u2014 The Spoken Version<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-excerpt\">23-ish minutes of righteous volume. For commutes, chores, and spiritual multitasking.<\/div><div class=\"cf2-router\" data-post=\"382\"><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-heaven\" data-dest=\"heaven\"><i>\u2601<\/i>Ascend <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-purgatory\" data-dest=\"purgatory\"><i>\u231b<\/i>Detain <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-nirvana\" data-dest=\"nirvana\"><i>\u2638<\/i>Release <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-void\" data-dest=\"void\"><i>\u26ab<\/i>Smite <b>0<\/b><\/button><span class=\"cf2-routed\">Routed \u2192 Purgatory \u00b7 0 souls<\/span><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-post\"><header class=\"cf2-post-head\"><img alt='' src='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=40&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g' srcset='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=80&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-40 photo cf2-post-av' height='40' width='40' \/><span class=\"cf2-post-by\"><b>farsight<\/b><span class=\"cf2-chip cf2-chip-gold\">Patron Saint<\/span><time>July 22, 2026<\/time><\/span><\/header><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/relic\/pull-out-method-of-critical-thinking-wall-plaque\/\">Pull-Out Method of Critical Thinking \u2014 Wall Plaque<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-excerpt\">Our bestseller. Hang it where the relatives will see it at Thanksgiving.<\/div><div class=\"cf2-router\" data-post=\"377\"><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-heaven\" data-dest=\"heaven\"><i>\u2601<\/i>Ascend <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-purgatory\" data-dest=\"purgatory\"><i>\u231b<\/i>Detain <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-nirvana\" data-dest=\"nirvana\"><i>\u2638<\/i>Release <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-void\" data-dest=\"void\"><i>\u26ab<\/i>Smite <b>0<\/b><\/button><span class=\"cf2-routed\">Routed \u2192 Purgatory \u00b7 0 souls<\/span><\/div><\/article><article class=\"cf2-post\"><header class=\"cf2-post-head\"><img alt='' src='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=40&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g' srcset='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/73e2dddaaac3dd1cac47bcfa5498229533c95e5f99f2b7a4480ef53229651a8d?s=80&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-40 photo cf2-post-av' height='40' width='40' \/><span class=\"cf2-post-by\"><b>farsight<\/b><span class=\"cf2-chip cf2-chip-gold\">Patron Saint<\/span><time>July 22, 2026<\/time><\/span><\/header><h3><a href=\"https:\/\/stupidstition.wtf\/index.php\/relic\/angry-spreadsheet-hymnal-tote\/\">\u201cAngry Spreadsheet\u201d Hymnal Tote<\/a><\/h3><div class=\"cf2-excerpt\">Limited edition. Carries hymnals, groceries, and the weight of the arithmetic you finally did.<\/div><div class=\"cf2-router\" data-post=\"376\"><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-heaven\" data-dest=\"heaven\"><i>\u2601<\/i>Ascend <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-purgatory\" data-dest=\"purgatory\"><i>\u231b<\/i>Detain <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-nirvana\" data-dest=\"nirvana\"><i>\u2638<\/i>Release <b>0<\/b><\/button><button class=\"cf2-route cf2-route-void\" data-dest=\"void\"><i>\u26ab<\/i>Smite <b>0<\/b><\/button><span class=\"cf2-routed\">Routed \u2192 Purgatory \u00b7 0 souls<\/span><\/div><\/article><\/div><\/div><aside class=\"cf2-rail cf2-rail-right\"><section id=\"cf2_w_ledger-2\" class=\"widget cf2-widget widget_cf2_w_ledger\"><h3 class=\"cf2-widget-title\">The Public Ledger<\/h3><div class=\"cf2-ledgerw\"><div class=\"cf2-ledgerw-row\"><span>Patron Ozzy<\/span><em class=\"pos\">+575 \u2726<\/em><\/div><div class=\"cf2-ledgerw-row\"><span>farsight<\/span><em class=\"pos\">+575 \u2726<\/em><\/div><div class=\"cf2-ledgerw-row\"><span>Patron Ozzy<\/span><em class=\"pos\">+575 \u2726<\/em><\/div><div class=\"cf2-ledgerw-row\"><span>farsight<\/span><em class=\"pos\">+575 \u2726<\/em><\/div><div class=\"cf2-ledgerw-row\"><span>farsight<\/span><em class=\"pos\">+15 \u2726<\/em><\/div><div class=\"cf2-ledgerw-row\"><span>farsight<\/span><em class=\"pos\">+15 \u2726<\/em><\/div><div class=\"cf2-ledgerw-row\"><span>farsight<\/span><em class=\"pos\">+15 \u2726<\/em><\/div><\/div><\/section><section id=\"cf2_w_leaderboard-2\" class=\"widget cf2-widget widget_cf2_w_leaderboard\"><h3 class=\"cf2-widget-title\">Richest in Halos<\/h3><ol class=\"cf2-board\"><li><span class=\"cf2-board-rank\">1<\/span><img alt='' src='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/44e6d1c7d3e3ebb8b9d2bb0253ba30e90f99f34e9d08001020afd368a45cc1b1?s=26&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g' srcset='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/44e6d1c7d3e3ebb8b9d2bb0253ba30e90f99f34e9d08001020afd368a45cc1b1?s=52&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-26 photo cf2-board-av' height='26' width='26' \/><b>Bodhi of the Brand<\/b><em>40,100 \u2726<\/em><\/li><li><span class=\"cf2-board-rank\">2<\/span><img alt='' src='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/bc126fe8f12ceca7a4ca40fcbb28d27571108d7d221d1c30acb4686e1ade2c83?s=26&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g' srcset='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/bc126fe8f12ceca7a4ca40fcbb28d27571108d7d221d1c30acb4686e1ade2c83?s=52&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-26 photo cf2-board-av' height='26' width='26' \/><b>Patron Wanda<\/b><em>24,500 \u2726<\/em><\/li><li><span class=\"cf2-board-rank\">3<\/span><img alt='' src='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/e3d304eb7092e23342fb18de73a6f1c99120666f4d4ec22fb54e8e30bd7f0974?s=26&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g' srcset='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/e3d304eb7092e23342fb18de73a6f1c99120666f4d4ec22fb54e8e30bd7f0974?s=52&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-26 photo cf2-board-av' height='26' width='26' \/><b>Patron Ozzy<\/b><em>21,000 \u2726<\/em><\/li><li><span class=\"cf2-board-rank\">4<\/span><img alt='' src='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/8def207979242df5b9aa4d5894f6f05821f69a9e8300231d97daaaf247eb601d?s=26&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g' srcset='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/8def207979242df5b9aa4d5894f6f05821f69a9e8300231d97daaaf247eb601d?s=52&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-26 photo cf2-board-av' height='26' width='26' \/><b>Saint Mabel<\/b><em>12,800 \u2726<\/em><\/li><li><span class=\"cf2-board-rank\">5<\/span><img alt='' src='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/c92f529d25e2c6ef05ea572c13bd1eba64c6115f64eb18c79737b214f95c047d?s=26&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g' srcset='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/c92f529d25e2c6ef05ea572c13bd1eba64c6115f64eb18c79737b214f95c047d?s=52&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-26 photo cf2-board-av' height='26' width='26' \/><b>Mother Agnes<\/b><em>9,012 \u2726<\/em><\/li><li><span class=\"cf2-board-rank\">6<\/span><img alt='' src='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/36eba145e48004754973892a83d0d53776a7da25615d2df75c2af32a420174ed?s=26&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g' srcset='https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/36eba145e48004754973892a83d0d53776a7da25615d2df75c2af32a420174ed?s=52&#038;d=mm&#038;r=g 2x' class='avatar avatar-26 photo cf2-board-av' height='26' width='26' \/><b>Pillar Gustavo<\/b><em>3,100 \u2726<\/em><\/li><\/ol><\/section><section id=\"cf2_w_manna-2\" class=\"widget cf2-widget widget_cf2_w_manna\"><h3 class=\"cf2-widget-title\">Manna Descending<\/h3><p class=\"cf2-mute\">No jars descend at present. 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